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urukhai:

thraced replied to your post:

This is what you need: 7chan.org/fl/src/

omg i hate you.

3 notes // 6 months ago

#*breathes heavily and stares at Michelle* omg pls. you know i worship you like i am you you are me let me bathe in your entrails kind of worship you right? wow this is quickly turning into the creepiest thing ever yeah hi marie (are you sure you want me back in your ask box?) didn't think so.


1 note // 6 months ago
2 notes // 8 months ago

I'm assuming something happened and I wasn't here to pledge my love to you in time meaning other people have gotten there first. they are now on my hit list (sorry bros) but ily, truly madly deeply and if ever you need a friend my ask box is the one thing I check every day so yeah, feel free to spam it to your hearts content and it will be my mission to find cat pictures with which to reply.


I just want to say, of all the supportive messages I’ve received, this might be the best for the following reasons:

1) undertones of jealousy
2) threats of bodily harm
3) did you quote Savage Garden?!
4) promises of cat pictures in lieu of heartfelt, emotional responses

2 notes // 8 months ago

urukhai replied to your post: urukhai replied to your post: gdi   I miss a phone…

aw marie, stop it. i might crack a smile too :3. that’s good of them, to let you know. is this someone ~special like as in more special than i? because i’d be a wreck of human emotion if that were the case.

No one is more special than you, darling. But you’re on par with smoked gouda and good booze. If you ask me, that’s good company. The best company.

1 note // 9 months ago

urukhai replied to your post: gdi   I miss a phone call, they miss my…

you sure you got the area code right because i’ve got no missed calls…weird. in all seriousness though, talking on the phone is the worst. :|

Ahaha, this made me smile. Thanks, doll. And yes, it is the worst. Ugh. But now they’ve texted to say they’re calling tomorrow because it’s late now, so at least I can stop waiting for the moment. 

1 note // 9 months ago

Publishing this because Daliah is dead last.
And that bitch needs to know her place.

7 notes // 9 months ago

urukhai replied to your post: Make a follow forever list.

marie. what the shit are you doing? are you trying to make me cry out all of the copious amounts of alcohol i have consumed tonight? BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED. otp: i hate you because i love you you beautiful troll.

2 notes // 10 months ago

Make a follow forever list.

Anonymous

First, I don’t have enough followers that show any trace of life or interest in my blog for this ask message to make any sense. Second, why so demanding, anon? Geeze. Third, uhhhh… go follow Michelle. She’s a cool cat and her unexpected affection for me lights up my life.

1 note // 10 months ago

Tumblr Crushes:

2 notes // 11 months ago
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