sometimes I think that the-absolute-funniest-posts blog exists just to gather followers that we will ultimately purge from tumblr for their shitty life decisions

gastrogirl:

strawberry chocolate french toast.

It’s funny how a person’s proximity can eclipse all their faults. 

And with the new Fass photos comes the return of the domestic abuse case.

We don’t know what happened, guys. We probably never will. All we do know is that the charges were dropped before they went to court, that the timing was suspicious as the relationship was long over and he’d just landed a major role, and that the woman in question has a history of filing false charges against various men. If anything, that seems to tilt the scales in the “probably not” direction. But the point is this: we don’t know. Stop acting like you do.

Might as well move on.

truesouls:

THINGS I LOVE: Puppies

I will always judge people for making reaction gifs of their own face.