November 2011
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Joke of the day.
ohblainerssss:
leahidea:
tallerghostwalt:flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
took me a billion years to get...
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Downton Abbey Episode 6: A Summary
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Because Matthew's lost the use of his legs, I...
agathons:
#ba dum dum tshh
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Everybody is so depressed that Olivia doesn't...
doctorwarren:
I’m actually very excited to see them fall in love again. I wanna know how Peter is going to “win her back,” how he’s going to charm his way back into her heart, and how she is going to resist it. I wonder who is going to kiss who first, how their first time is going to be like again. It’s all full of promise in my opinion.
PREACH.
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aliakbar01 started following you
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Apparently my drunken posts attract followers.
Hey, new followers. You must be some classy mo’fos.
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horologiums replied to your post: horologiums replied to your post: invertere…
isfhsklfs ???? i am dead. gone.
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horologiums replied to your post: invertere replied to your post: invertere replied…
i am so transfixed, yet disturbed, by that gif. my body is confused.
Shhhhhh, let go of the confusion and let go of your inhibitions.
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invertere replied to your post: invertere replied to your post: Just got back from…
“and three different people told me that my tits/me reminded them of Jessica Rabbit”
What’s your problem, hater? It’s not my fault I’m ginger and well endowed! I’m gonna build a breakfast fortress to keep you out.
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invertere replied to your post: Just got back from Rocky Horror. Still in the…
Don’t even judge me my lingerie was hot and three different people told me that my tits/me reminded them of Jessica Rabbit. I know you’re just a jealous hater!
Just got back from Rocky Horror.
Still in the alcohol-splattered lingerie I wore out to the show.
Still covered in glitter.
Still super drunk.
HAI TUMBLR. This post was written really slowly to avoid typos.
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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